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thymegatampon:

I talk about dick a lot for someone who doesn’t get any

  • me: i love [favorite fictional character] so much
  • friend: ok
  • me: no you dont understand
booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

jarulest:

women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*

woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*

men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”

cyberwank:

i hate subtle flirting like get to the point and ask me to come over and suck ur dick jfc

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

People wait
all week for friday,
all year for summer,
all life for happiness. (via sensitizes)

jcoleknowsbest:

kemeticballbuster:

str8 men are more accepted in queer spaces than fat gays

*WELP*