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jollygemma:

*tells friend good news* 

friend: “yeah but…” 

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hughsdancys:

red wedding: NOOOO

purple wedding: YOOOOO

dwightschrutes:

whose dick do i have to suck to suck a dick around here

clumsyoctopus:

life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are 
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude

asian:

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back